“Just look at him!”
“Well he sure looks…uhm…pretty…”
(At least it wasn’t me this time…)
“I would say that I feel bad for him but the whole thing is pretty hilarious.”
“Oh yes. His reaction later on will be priceless.”
“Indeed. We even have a camera set up. Let us wait until then elsewhere.”
LATER:
“…*yawn*…Hm…I must’ve fallen asleep.”
“Wait…why am I in a dress!? I didn’t fall asleep in this!”
“Jade! Tenebrae!”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous.)
“No…nothing here…”
“Oh…it’s not here either…”
“Aha! That’s where the towels are kept! Alright, I’ll just take a few of these with this basin…now where’s the milk…”
“Hi, Colette! Whatcha looking for?”
“I’m looking for the milk, have you seen it around?”
“Sure I have! Now that I’ve been getting cooking lessons from Regal, I know where everything is in this kitchen! Here you go!”
“Thanks, Arche!”
“So towels, a basin, and a whole lot of milk…mind if I ask what you’re going to do?”
“Oh, I’m not going to do anything with it. Zelos wanted me to go and grab this stuff for him. He said that he read somewhere that laying milk soaked towels on your body makes sun burns go away.”
“Of course he would think that that’s true…”
“Asch, you mustn’t say things like that.”
“I’ll say whatever I want if it’s true.”
“Asch!”
“Yes?”
“Arche, what are you doing here?”
“Well isn’t it obvious? You called me over!”
“But I said Asch…not Arche.”
“Oh. Well come to think of it, ‘Arche’ and ‘Asch’ kinda do sound a bit similar. They look practically the same if you write them down, too.”
“Our names sound and look nothing alike!”
“Well sure they do!”
“Hm, well when you put it that way, they do sound quite similar. I could see how the two could be mixed up.”
“Natalia…you can’t tell me that you’re on her side!”
“When did we get sides? I was just pointing out that our names sound similar.”
“I wonder what else we have in common since our names sound the same! Let’s see, I like cooking and coming up with new spells and I like flying my broom! Do you like any of those things, Asch?”
“We are nothing alike!”
“Asch, nice.”
“…”
“Asch!”
“Yes, Natalia?”
“Oh dear…”
“Alright, girls! Let’s start talking! What’s the newest scoop?”
“Oh, I’ve got one! I saw Claus writing a love letter!”
“A love letter? For who?”
“Well Milard of course!”
“Oh that’s nothing, Arche! You’ll never guess which of the guys I caught reading a romance novel.”
“One of our guys is a hopeless romantic? Who? It’s not Guy, is it?”
“Nope, it’s Bruiser!”
“Bruiser reads romance novels? Ha, now that’s a good one, Rutee!”
“If you think that’s great then you’ll love this; the Teach writes poetry in his spare time.”
“My, I don’t think that that’s a bit strange at all!”
“I wasn’t done; the poetry is about monsters we fight!”
“Will writes poetry about monsters?”
“If I remember correctly, one of them was ‘The wolves we fight are very scary; they are also big and hairy.’”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“Oh, here’s one! Sometimes Emil has to pretend that Tenebrae is Marta so he can rehearse what to say to her!”
“Oh that’s rich!”
“Guy nearly tore down the manner when avoiding one of the maids.”
“Stahn’s sister wakes him up by banging a frying pan in his face in some secret technique. When he sleepwalks, he still imagines fighting monsters and saving the world.”
“Senny nearly breaks every single time a girl hugs him.”
“Zelos—”
“…Hey…”
(Mod Note: This was my first skit request from an anonymous follower; thank you for submitting your idea! I hope many others decide to submit their ideas in the future!)
“Hello to the many great fans of Zelos Wilder!”
“And my new and old hunnies. I’m always available, just letting you know. You can find me at—”
“Zelos! We’re not here for you to find some new girl!”
“Ow…you don’t have to hit me.”
“Anyway, hi there! I’m Sheena Fujibayashi! Welcome to Tales of the Skits; the unofficial spin-off of the popular Tales Of Series!”
“Allow me to take it from here, Sheena. It seems you don’t have a simplest clue about what you’re doing.”
“Hey!”
“I am Colonel Curtiss from Tales of the Abyss; you may call me Jade. If you have played a Tales game, you should be familiar with the ‘skit’. It is a small scene in the middle of various points of the game that usually provide some comic relief even in the most intense points of the plot.”
“I’m sure that these skits developed by our moderator will be full of shenanigans.”
“You’ll probably be stirring up all of the mischief.”
“I’ll have you know that I’ll be causing just as much trouble as Jade!”
“I can’t believe you’re fighting over who’ll cause more mischief. You’re all such idiots.”
“Hah! I won!”
“That wasn’t fair, Lloyd! There’s no ‘Tempest’ in Rock Paper Scissors!”
“Well there is now!”
“Oh man…hey Rita, what are you mumbling about?”
“Stupid…every one of them…idiots.”
