“So you can summon as well as fight on the front lines?”
“Heck yeah I can!”
“I have to say, that’s pretty impressive.”
“Huh. Well I guess it is!”
“I wonder if they’re the same spirit that you and I have, Keele, as well as the other summoners.”
“That is a good question…Pascal would you mind summoning your summons? For the sake of research!”
“I’ve never really summoned them just to say hey or anything…”
“Worth a try! Y’okay here we are! Grim Sylphie, Cyan Deem, and Blood Flamme!”
“They look a bit different…”
“Think so? I’ve seen yours and I guess they are different.”
“You’ve only got three and from what I can see they’re spirits of wind, water, and fire. You don’t have a fourth of, let’s say, earth element?”
“Nah…”
“But I’ve got something better! Behold! The new and improved Mecha Sophie!”
“The Board of Science already forbid that plan, Pascal!”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous.)
“And here it is! I, Jade Curtiss, the head chairman of the Board of Science, present to you the results of our latest project!”
“Just tell us what it is, Jade. The anticipation is killing us.”
“Ah, fine. Here it is!”
“That’s just a car, Jade. We’ve got those already.”
“It’s funny how you think that this is a normal car.”
“…What?”
“It’s the flying car of the future, but today!”
“A flying car? That’s awesome!”
“Yes, it is quite an achievement. This is the second model; I’m sure that it won’t crash.”
“The second model? What happened to the first one?”
“Well, Stahn took it for a spin and crashed it pretty bad.”
“Who wants to take it for a fly?”
“Not me…”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous. Oh, a question from me; what characters do you want to see more?)
“Now that we have completed the holographic communication with Derris Kharlan, we have to move onto a new project. We are meeting here today to discuss ideas. Does anyone have any thoughts about our next project?”
“We could come up with a machine that gives a highly accurate mapping of the night sky and the universe.”
“That’s a possibility. Anyone else?”
“We should totally come up with a robot that helps out in the kitchen!”
“A robot could turn against us if we make it too intelligent and destroy us all. Even Bruiser knows that, Arche.”
“Whatever. Instead of shooting our ideas down, why don’t you share one of your own, Jade?”
“Oh, I’m nothing but an old man. My thoughts are fleeting. I don’t remember any of my ideas.”
“Uh huh.”
“What’s that sound? It’s crazy loud!”
“It’s disturbing everyone. I saw Jade going into one of the rooms earlier and he hasn’t come out since.”
“What could he be doing in there that’s so loud?”
“Beats me. It’s been going on all day, too. I hope he doesn’t plan on going through the night; all of us need to sleep.”
“Are you two wondering about all of that noise that Jade’s causing, too?”
“Yeah. I have a bad feeling about—”
“Waaah! That wall just fell down!”
“What the hell!?”
“Jade! Just what is the meaning of this? Why are you knocking down walls?”
“The Board of Science is in need of renovations.”
“Renovations? What for?”
“We would prefer if you didn’t ask for details. Now if you’ll excuse me.”
“He’s tearing down walls now?”
“I never like what the Board of Science here plans…”
“Come on, Jade, please? I’m even asking you nicely.”
“Lloyd, it is not my place to inform you of the scientific investigations taking place at the moment; I would have to consult the Board of Science before letting you know any of the details.”
“The Board of Science? But…”
“But I heard rumors that you were developing a method of communicating with Derris Kharlan…I wanted to talk to Dad again…”
“…The rumors are true.”
“What?”
“I said that the rumors are true; we are currently developing a device that will allow us to communicate with Derris Kharlan and Kratos as well.”
“Really? That’s awesome! When will it be done?”
“We are testing it at the moment.”
“Whoa, really? Do you think maybe I could…”
“Yes, Lloyd, you can help us test out the device.”
“Hey, thanks, Jade! That’s great!”
“Take this device and press the green button; you might be able to speak with Kratos.”
“Okay! …Hello? Kratos? Is that you?”
“Hey, Dad, it’s me, Lloyd! We’ve finally found a way to communicate with you!”
“…Looks like I’ll tell the rest of the Board that the device is a success.”
(Mod Note: As requested by sakuraharutsuki. Thank you for the suggestion! This skit is about somewhat Kratos; I guess it’s a bit one way, but still, I’ve been looking for a way to get him to be involved in more of the skits, as they all involve and relate to each other for the most part. I hope you liked it!)
