“Ow…”
“Chester won’t you just sit still? You’re only making it worse.”
“Sorry, Mint, it just hurts so much…”
“Whoa there, what happened here?”
“Shut up, Arc—oww!”
“Chester you’re not going to get any better if you keep on talking.”
“Arche started it!”
“Did not!”
“Did too!”
“Stop it. If you must know, Arche, Chester tried to help Rita with something which caused her to hurt him with a spell. You know how independent she is.”
“Man that’s hilarious!”
“Yeah you try getting hit by one of her spells…”
“Hey, Senel!”
“Yeah?”
“Teach me how to throw people!”
“What?”
“Yeah! I always see you throwing people in battle and it looks like a cool technique. Show me how you do it!”
“Alright. Who do you want me to throw then?”
“Eugene!”
“What do you need, Tytree?”
“Now, Senel!”
“HYAH!”
“What was that for…?”
“Sorry, Eugene. It was Tytree’s idea.”
“I wanna try!”
“HYAH!”
“What the hell, Tytree?!”
“Throwing people is fun!”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous.)
“Wait…what do you want us to do again?”
“I think that Tear’s been feeling down lately thinking about her brother, so since you guys both know how to deal with sisters, I thought it would be good for her to talk to you both.”
“Sure thing!”
“I’d be happy to give it a shot.”
“Thanks! Tell me how it goes!”
“…”
“Man. Tear really does look down, just like Luke said.”
“Well let’s cheer her up. Hey, Tear!”
“What is it?”
“Someone told us that you seemed like you were thinking about your brother.”
“We wanted to tell you that we’re here for you if you ever need to talk about whatever happened.”
“Luke sent you over here, didn’t he?”
“How’d you know?”
“It seems like something he would do.”
“Thank you for worrying about me, but I’m fine, really.”
“Don’t forget we’re all a family here, which means Chester and I are your brothers. We’re here for you, Tear! You shouldn’t feel alone.”
“Thank you.”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous.)
“And here it is! I, Jade Curtiss, the head chairman of the Board of Science, present to you the results of our latest project!”
“Just tell us what it is, Jade. The anticipation is killing us.”
“Ah, fine. Here it is!”
“That’s just a car, Jade. We’ve got those already.”
“It’s funny how you think that this is a normal car.”
“…What?”
“It’s the flying car of the future, but today!”
“A flying car? That’s awesome!”
“Yes, it is quite an achievement. This is the second model; I’m sure that it won’t crash.”
“The second model? What happened to the first one?”
“Well, Stahn took it for a spin and crashed it pretty bad.”
“Who wants to take it for a fly?”
“Not me…”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous. Oh, a question from me; what characters do you want to see more?)
“Hm…”
“What’s wrong, Luke?”
“I said something accidentally that kind of ticked Tear off and I want to do something to make it up to her.”
“But I’m hopeless at this kind of thing. I tried to ask Natalia, but she just gave me a huge lecture on how I have to be more careful about what I say.”
“Huh…I’m no good at that kind of thing either.”
“So you’ve got no ideas at all? What do you do whenever you and Arche get into a huge argument?”
“Arche and I are nothing like that! I don’t need to make anything up to someone as irritating as her!”
“Uh huh.”
“No need to fear, friends and comrades! It is I, the Mask of Barona, who has come to your aid!”
“That Mask of Barona? Who are you?”
“In times of need I am here to help! What exactly is the problem you are facing?”
“I said something that Tear got mad at me over and I want to make it up to her.”
“Hm…I suggest that you get her a present or take her somewhere!”
“Now it is time for me to go! Farewell!”
“Wasn’t that just Richard wearing a mask?”
“No way! He sounded and looked nothing like Richard! The Mask of Barona is a pretty cool guy, huh?”
“He didn’t even give you real specific advice, though.”
“Of course he did! I know exactly what I’m going to do! See you later Chester!”
(Seriously, how did he fall for that?)
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous. THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST! I had too much fun writing it. I’ve been meaning to write one like this! All of the other pending requests will be written up now! Thank you for your submissions!)
“I wonder what treasures the world holds for me today…”
“Looks like I’ll just have to go and find it myself!”
“You stupid witch, take that back!”
“I have nothing to take back, you insensitive jerk! You started it!”
“I did not start this argument! You came up to me and insulted me!”
“Which was revenge from you insulting me yesterday!”
“You deserved that insult and you know it, too, Arche!”
“Whoa, easy there, Lover Boy! You shouldn’t be yelling at a lady like that.”
“Ha! You can hardly call Arche a lady!”
“That was uncalled for!”
“Well no matter how adorable this little lovers’ quarrel might be, I think you should break it up before someone ends up hurt.”
“We are not lovers!”
“What crawled up his butt and died? Seriously, that was rude of him!”
“Welcome to my life, Norma.”
(Mod Note: That line of Norma’s “what crawled up his butt and died” is going to be a running gag. Ever since I heard her say it in Legendia, I knew it was going to amount to something!)
“Pascal?”
“…”
“Pascal!”
“……”
“Pascal, where are you?”
“……….”
“Pascal, enough is enough!”
“Will all of you just be quiet for once? I am trying to read but I can’t concentrate with all of your yelling!”
“…Sorry, Professor.”
“We were just trying to find Pascal before she causes too much trouble.”
“Is that it? I have her right here.”
“Why is Pascal unconscious on the ground?!”
“She was being ridiculously loud, so I simply demobilized her with an arte and pressed one of her pressure points. She will be fine in no time and back to her usual self.”
“Wow! I didn’t know you knew how to do stuff like that, Professor!”
“Well in any case she is getting the rest that she needs. Thank you, Professor Raine.”
“Now will all of you leave me be so I can read?”
“Yes, ma’am!”
“Pascal? Pascal! Where in the world did she run off to?”
“What’s wrong, Hubert? Is Pascal missing?”
“Not necessarily. She had coffee that Jade gave to her and now she’s running around like a maniac because she’s so hyperactive. I fear that something bad will happen if she doesn’t calm down soon.”
“Oh no! I’m sorry, Hubert, but I haven’t seen Pascal recently.”
“It’s fine. Just do let me know if you see her.”
“Sure!”
“Any signs of Pascal?”
“No. How about you, Luke?”
“I haven’t seen her either. But we’ll keep on looking!”
“Alright.”
“…To think that she would have the nerve…”
“Chester, what are you grumbling about?”
“Pascal just—”
“Did you just say Pascal?! Where did she go??”
“Um…she went that way. But—”
“Thank you for your help, Chester! I must be going now.”
“He didn’t even listen to what I had to say. When I see that woman, she owes me a new bow for stepping on mine and snapping it in half…”
“Pascal?”
“Still no signs of her. I can’t even imagine what she’s up to and what disasters she’s caused.”
“I have to continue looking. Who knows what may happen.”
TO BE CONTINUED.
(Mod Note: as requested by anonymous; this will continue into a later skit; I haven’t decided whether it will be the next one or a later skit. I felt it would be far too long if I continued it.)
“What’s that sound? It’s crazy loud!”
“It’s disturbing everyone. I saw Jade going into one of the rooms earlier and he hasn’t come out since.”
“What could he be doing in there that’s so loud?”
“Beats me. It’s been going on all day, too. I hope he doesn’t plan on going through the night; all of us need to sleep.”
“Are you two wondering about all of that noise that Jade’s causing, too?”
“Yeah. I have a bad feeling about—”
“Waaah! That wall just fell down!”
“What the hell!?”
“Jade! Just what is the meaning of this? Why are you knocking down walls?”
“The Board of Science is in need of renovations.”
“Renovations? What for?”
“We would prefer if you didn’t ask for details. Now if you’ll excuse me.”
“He’s tearing down walls now?”
“I never like what the Board of Science here plans…”
“Hey, let me help you carry that, Anise.”
“Thanks, Chester. I could carry it myself, you know.”
“Yeah, but you’re still a little girl; you should have someone looking out for you.”
“Oh alright! I was going to bring that to the Colonel. He left it behind and apparently needs it.”
“Alright, I’ll be right back then.”
“Okay!”
“*Sigh* Chester…”
“Is Chester treating you like a child, too, Anise?”
“Yeah…It’s nice and flattering and everything, but he needs to let go and stop clinging to any little girl that’s anything like his sister.”
“I agree, people are beginning to worry about him.”
“Alright, I’m back, Anise. Hey, Presea! Is there anything that you want to do together?”
“Oh I don’t know.”
“Chester, you need to stop clinging to us; we’re no replacement for your sister and deep down you know it. You’re only hurting yourself more this way.”
“Ah…”
“Always making jokes, Presea!”
“He’ll never change.”
