“Alright, Emil. I’m sorry. Did you hear that? I’m sorry! I said it loud and clear! Now please stop wreaking everything in the kitchen!”
“Ha! You can’t stop me; this is for everything you’ve done to me!”
“Uhm…what…?” (I never thought that Emil could be so vengeful. Have I really gotten on his nerves in the past? I must have if he’s acting this way…but what could I possibly have done to him?)
“Emil stop this nonsense at once!”
“Well if it isn’t Miss “Everything-has-to-go-my-way” Lualdi, or Marta for short.”
“That sounds nothing like Emil…Ratatosk, let him go!”
(Stop it, Ratatosk, you’ll only make her angry…)
(And why should I stop?)
(She might get on my nerves sometimes, but it’s really not that bad.)
“Is he…okay…?”
“Whatever, I’m going to take him down and knock some sense into him! Come on, Marta! Ground Breaker!”
(We’re doomed.)
“Prism Sword!”
“And he’s still standing. Might as well give him some more then.”
“Farah wait…”
“Swallow dance! Sonic Fist! Beast!”
“Ow, ow, ow! That’s enough! I’m already back to normal!”
“Not so fast; you’re not getting away with everything you’ve done!”
“Le—Leon?!”
“Begone! Eternal Suffering!”
“Urk…why is the world so cruel…?”
“Leon! He passed out because of you!”
“As he should have; maybe he’ll stay out cold for a while so he can let the house stay calm for a bit.”
“*Sigh* Oh whatever, I’ll take him to the Infirmary…Annie or Mint would be able to heal him. Farah, would you help me?”
“Of course. You’d better hope he’s not in a coma or something, Leon, or Marta will send Will to arrest you for assault.”
“Hmph. See if I care.”
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“Emil? Emiiiiiil? Where are you? *Sigh* Why did I say that, he’s probably upset now. I’ve just got to find him and apologize. Yeah, that’ll work…”
“What’s wrong, Marta? You look down.”
“Good timing, Guy. Have you seen Emil?”
“Emil, huh? I don’t think so…why, did something happen between you two?”
“It was just a little quarrel! I asked why he didn’t go to town with me yesterday like he promised. I guess I got a little angry with him and didn’t know he had detention to attend.”
“Marta you should really stop clinging to him…”
“But out of the blue he wished me dead! That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think?”
“Hmm it is…yeah I’m not sure what I would do if I were you.”
“I hate to interrupt but I have some news. Not too long ago Emil randomly attacked Anise and Arche. Their injuries aren’t too severe and they’re currently in the infirmary with Annie.”
“He did WHAT?!”
“Marta! Care to explain why Emil is running amok attacking everyone?”
“He got you, too, Leon?”
“It must be Ratatosk again.”
“I don’t care what it is, he needs to be under control or I will personally knock him out!”
“There was just a bunch of banging in the kitchen. I’ll get to the bottom of this.”
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“Hubert.”
“What is it, Leon?”
“This is a bit of a strange question…but how in the world do you deal with being the younger brother of an imbecile?”
“I assume you are finding a similarity between the two of us as you are the younger brother of Rutee and Asbel is my brother. The two of them can be a bit, erm, dense I shall say.”
“Yes, exactly.”
“Although Asbel isn’t necessarily stupid he is more so air headed. Yet he comes to somewhat intelligent decisions that benefit Lhant in the long run. Yet I would say being the more intelligent makes me stand out more than he.”
“Well when you put it that way maybe it isn’t bad to have an older sister who isn’t exactly the smartest.”
“Exactly the same for myself.”
“Hey!”
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“Oh hi, Leon. It’s been a few days since I’ve seen you!”
“And? What’s that got to do with you?”
“I was just saying that no one’s seen you around lately. Stahn and the others were beginning to get a bit worried.”
“Well that Hick should learn to stay out of my business.”
“And nothing out of the ordinary happened; there was no need to worry at all.”
“Well okay then. I’ll see you at dinner then!”
“Whatever.”
“With all of the blackmail out lately I have to hide my stash of candy and sugary foods…”
“Luke! Why are you hiding?”
“Ah, Colette. Lower your voice. I don’t want to be found.”
“Oh, sorry. Is something wrong?”
“I overheard Jade and Tenebrae say my name and I figured they were up to something. If they can’t find me then they can’t get me.”
“Oh that makes sense!”
“Yeah. I guess that I’m just worried for my own safety after their last little prank.”
“I’m sure that you’ll be fine. Who knows; maybe Luke is a new code name for Asch or someone else!”
“I hope—”
“What’s the meaning of this?!”
“Oh, Leon! What happened to your hair?”
“It’s all spiked up!”
“Do you know who’s responsible for this?”
“Well…”
“I’m going to find out myself!”
“Jade and Tenebrae owe me for not ratting them out.”
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“…How could I have been so stupid…?”
“What’s wrong, Leon?”
“I lost the scarf that Natalia knitted me…and when she finds out that it’s gone…”
“We’ll have one angry princess on our hands.”
“Exactly.”
“Well how’d you lose it? If you can remember something, maybe we can get it back.”
“Oh I already know that I’m not getting it back.”
“Why’s that?”
“Somehow when Cheria was collecting laundry, it got mixed in with that hick’s laundry.”
“I can see how it would be lost for good then.”
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“Here you go, Guy, Leon! Nice warm scarves for you both!”
“Erm…thank you, Natalia.”
“They’re really nice, but you didn’t have to go through all of this for us.”
“Oh it’s not a bother at all! I love seeing you wear the things I make for you!”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, it seems to me that my knitting needles are calling me.”
“This is quite possibly the most horrendous scarf that I have ever laid my eyes on.”
“Well, you know, it has potential…”
“Never mind…it doesn’t at all. But it would be heart breaking for Natalia if she found out that we hated them.”
“I suppose that it would.”
“I see that Natalia made you two scarves as well.”
“By the end of this week, I think everyone will have at least one. I don’t even think that someone as honest as Hubert could tell her the truth.”
“I wouldn’t be able to tell her.”
“Neither would I.”
“Well…at least she makes them with love.”
“Asch…did you really just say what I think you said?”
“He has officially lost it.”
“More like he’s officially broken!”
“…hmph…”
“Thanks for agreeing to helping me learn how to cook, Regal!”
“Anything for the art of cooking, Arche. Let’s start with why you want to learn how to cook.”
“Well…”
“I want to show Chester and everyone else that I can cook without making someone pass out.”
“Ah, so that’s how it is. You’re just like Raine then.”
“Huh? Really?”
“Yes. You see, Raine lets her curiosity get the better of her when she’s in cntrol of what we’ll be eating for dinner. She’s known to make…erm…bizarre combinations of spices and seasonings.”
“Well to tell you the truth, I really just don’t know which ingredients to mix together!”
“Well…at least you’re honest…”
“Hee hee!”
“How about we begin; we’re going to be cooking for Leon today, and as well all know he has a sweet tooth. Pudding is a very simple dish, so we will start with that.”
“Okay!”
“The ingredients for this recipe are milk and eggs. To begin we will combine the milk and the egg in this bowl. So Arche, take the milk and pour it into the bowl.”
“Alright! Is this enough?”
“Now add the egg.”
“Done! Cooking is easy!”
“Arche…you have to crack the egg.”
“Oh…I knew that.”
“Take the egg out and crack it into the bowl.”
“Okay! There we go, all better!”
“You got a lot of the egg shell into the bowl, Arche, that won’t do!”
“Alright, alright, I’m sorry! You don’t have to get so angry.”
“Ahem, my humblest apologies, Arche. How about we begin again?”
“Okay…”
LATER:
“Hello, Leon. Would you be willing to try out my newest recipe for pudding? I’ve tasted it myself and I must say it is quite tasty.”
“…Fine. You are quite the experienced chef after all, Regal.”
“Here you go then.”
“This is very good, Regal. There must be a secret ingredient in there.”
“Ah, you could say that there is.”
(Hehe, he doesn’t even expect that I made it; and he really likes it, too! I’m the greatest chef ever!)
“What are you laughing about, Arche?!”
“Nothing! Hehe…”
“Well you’re obviously finding something hilarious!”
“Well, Leon, Arche cooked this pudding under my guidance. And the fact that you like the taste of it is making her quite happy.”
“And you didn’t see the need to tell me who cooked it? You lied!”
“I only lied so you would agree to tasting the pudding.”
“It was safe to eat, right?”
“Why would Regal let me sneak something into the pudding?”
“I don’t know! I’m leaving.”
“Well that went well; it is Leon that we were dealing with.”
“He really liked my cooking, Regal! You’ll have to teach me to cook something else!”
“But of course. Next week we’ll try something new.”
“Here you are, Leon! I whipped up a few crepes for you, just like you asked!”
“Hmph, why thank you, Mint. I just hope that that imbecile Reid doesn’t come and devour them all like last time.”
“Oh I don’t think that he will be doing that; Reid and Farah left this morning. She’s supposed to be keeping him very busy.”
“Well in that case…”
“Something smells great!”
“What are you doing here!?”
“What? I just smelled something cooking and had to see what it was!”
“I’m sorry Mint, Leon, I couldn’t stop him from coming. When Reid smells something, there’s no stopping him from coming.”
“He’s always been a faster runner than me.”
“Oh it’s fine, Farah. I only worry that Leon might—”
“That was my crepe, you give it back this instant!”
“This crepe was fair game!”
“It was on my plate!”
“You hadn’t touched it yet.”
“Oh no, this doesn’t look too good.”
“I agree…Reid, you might want to—”
“RUN!”
“Stone wall!”
