“Ow…”
“Chester won’t you just sit still? You’re only making it worse.”
“Sorry, Mint, it just hurts so much…”
“Whoa there, what happened here?”
“Shut up, Arc—oww!”
“Chester you’re not going to get any better if you keep on talking.”
“Arche started it!”
“Did not!”
“Did too!”
“Stop it. If you must know, Arche, Chester tried to help Rita with something which caused her to hurt him with a spell. You know how independent she is.”
“Man that’s hilarious!”
“Yeah you try getting hit by one of her spells…”
“So Mint, truth or dare?”
“And don’t even think about saying truth.”
“Fine. Dare…”
“I dare you to…*whisper* *whisper*”
“Arche, that’s disgusting.”
“Chicken. That’s how all of you main female characters are.”
“I guess we’re just sensible.”
“We would have to be out of our minds to do something like that.”
“I’m not afraid! What was it that you told Mint, Arche?”
“I told her to…*whisper* *whisper*”
“Even I think that that’s disgusting.”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous…don’t even try asking what the dare was. Arche will never tell and Mint and Farah refuse to repeat what Arche said.)
“There’s drinks over there, food there. Everything’s all decorated…”
“Mao’s going to love it!”
“Hey, Tytree! I had Cheria send Jade and Tenebrae out on a wild goose chase, so they won’t be around for Mao’s party.”
“Perfect! We couldn’t have them ruining this party!”
“It’s very nice of you to be doing this for Mao.”
“Tytree’s my best bud! It’s only natural I’d throw a surprise birthday party for him!”
“Tytree, don’t you know? Mao won’t be here this week. He and Eugene went away.”
“Mao’s not even in the house…?
“Well, it was a good try, Tytree.”
“You can try to throw the party again when he comes back!”
“Just forget it.”
(Mod Note: Requested by anonymous.)
“Oh here’s a joke! What did the koala say to the elephant?”
“Hm….I’m not too sure. Why don’t you tell us, Mao?”
“Of course I’m a bear, I’ve got all of the koala-fications!”
“Haha, that’s a good joke, Mao! You’re so adorable with those puns!”
“And then the elephant told the bear that what he said was completely irr-elephant!”
“That part makes it even better!”
“Why don’t you tell us more about yourself, Mao?”
“The ladies seem to have taken quite a liking to Mao.”
“I believe you know what we must do.”
“But of course.”
“Hee, chichinpuipui~”
(Mod Note: Oh no! What will happen to Mao D: you’ll find out eventually; I’m spacing this little story out a bit! And I got these puns from memebase; I’m not THAT creative (: )
“What are you three talking about?”
“Hi, Arche, we were just talking about meeting a unicorn.”
“Yeah, it seems that Colette, Mint, and I have all seen a unicorn, so we were talking about it.”
“He was truly a wonderful creature.”
“Oh, right, the unicorn. You got his horn.”
“Never got a chance to meet him.”
“Why’s that, Arche?”
“I had a boyfriend once.”
“Oh, I see how it is.”
“And because of that, I was the one who met the unicorn. And he gave his life so I could revive the great tree.”
“He gave his life for us, too.”
“I’m so grateful for that unicorn; because of him we were able to continue on our journey.”
“I bet he’s still living on somewhere, just in another body. Because that’s what Raine told us; when one unicorn dies, another is born, so the cycle will always continue.”
“That’s right, Sheena! I hope we can meet him again someday.”
“As do I.”
“What’s that sound? It’s crazy loud!”
“It’s disturbing everyone. I saw Jade going into one of the rooms earlier and he hasn’t come out since.”
“What could he be doing in there that’s so loud?”
“Beats me. It’s been going on all day, too. I hope he doesn’t plan on going through the night; all of us need to sleep.”
“Are you two wondering about all of that noise that Jade’s causing, too?”
“Yeah. I have a bad feeling about—”
“Waaah! That wall just fell down!”
“What the hell!?”
“Jade! Just what is the meaning of this? Why are you knocking down walls?”
“The Board of Science is in need of renovations.”
“Renovations? What for?”
“We would prefer if you didn’t ask for details. Now if you’ll excuse me.”
“He’s tearing down walls now?”
“I never like what the Board of Science here plans…”
“Hey Sheeeeena~!”
“No!”
“You don’t even know what I was going to say!”
“You were going to ask me to spend the day with you. And my answer is no. Just like the day before, and the day before, and the day before that.”
“Actually I didn’t ask you on the second day before. You’ve gotta give me credit for keeping track. And because I did that—”
“No.”
“Man, that cuts deep, Sheena. And she’s gone.”
“I’ll just ask someone else then! Hey, Rutee!”
“No.”
“Suit yourself; you are married, so that does change things. Mint?”
“Sorry, Zelos, Cress and I have something to do in town.”
“Fine, I see how it is. Farah?”
“Nope.”
“Cheria?”
“Sorry, Zelos. I’ve got a lot of things to do.”
“…Chloe!”
“Don’t raise your voice with me, Zelos!”
“Don’t any of my hunnies want to spend the day with me?”
“Zelos, if you’re looking for something to do, you can go out to the ruins with me and help me do some research.”
“…Better than nothing.”
“Well would you look at that, it seems to be that we have reached 50 followers.”
“Wow, Richard, you’re right; we have reached 50 followers! That’s amazing; we haven’t even been up for a week yet!”
“That’s quite an achievement, isn’t it?”
“Our moderator should be so proud of us!”
“My, it appears that all of you are correct; we have definitely reached our goal of 50 followers.”
“Now I wonder if we can get to 100 in another week.”
“You bet!”
“I think that we’ll reach 100 sooner or later.”
“Yes, and this achievement is all thanks to you; I humbly thank you.”
(Mod Note: Aw, look how polite Richard is (: But yes, I have reached 50 followers; thank you to everyone who loves Tales of the Skits! I highly appreciate you following us here, and I know that the characters do, too. Whether they’ll admit that or not is another story.
As Tenebrae said, my goal is to reach around 100 in another week or so; I hope that with your help this blog can become even more successful. Keep the suggestions coming and stay tuned! Thanks!)
“Did anyone else hear a scream or is it just me?”
“No, I did hear a scream, Luke. I wonder who it was.”
“Whoever the scream belonged to sounded pretty terrified.”
“I’m sure it was nothing terrible.”
“Hm…perhaps it was a ghost?”
“A ghost? Really?”
“Oh that’s nonsense, Judith. Ghosts wouldn’t be around here…”
“You never know. They could be all around us all the time.”
“Heehee…”
(I can’t tell if Mint is afraid or not…)
“There’s the scream again, it sounded closer.”
“Maybe Judith’s right and it is a—”
“Don’t look at me! No one—stop staring! You can’t see me like this!”
“Well it looks like we know who the scream belonged to.”
“I wonder what he was screaming about. Something about us not looking at him?”
“He was mumbling something about one piece of hair being out of place.”
“Typical.”
“Here you are, Leon! I whipped up a few crepes for you, just like you asked!”
“Hmph, why thank you, Mint. I just hope that that imbecile Reid doesn’t come and devour them all like last time.”
“Oh I don’t think that he will be doing that; Reid and Farah left this morning. She’s supposed to be keeping him very busy.”
“Well in that case…”
“Something smells great!”
“What are you doing here!?”
“What? I just smelled something cooking and had to see what it was!”
“I’m sorry Mint, Leon, I couldn’t stop him from coming. When Reid smells something, there’s no stopping him from coming.”
“He’s always been a faster runner than me.”
“Oh it’s fine, Farah. I only worry that Leon might—”
“That was my crepe, you give it back this instant!”
“This crepe was fair game!”
“It was on my plate!”
“You hadn’t touched it yet.”
“Oh no, this doesn’t look too good.”
“I agree…Reid, you might want to—”
“RUN!”
“Stone wall!”
