“Hmmm…”
“What are you thinking about, Luke? You look pretty serious.”
“Oh, earlier I was watching some kickboxing match on TV with Veigue, Tytree, Yuri, and Senel, and it seemed kind of cool so I was thinking about trying to learn some of their moves.”
“Really?”
“Yeah! It’s actually pretty awesome!”
“I can’t argue with that; I already know a bit but I can totally learn some more with you!”
“Sounds like a plan!”
“You two are officially morons.”
“What are you talking about, Rita?”
“Do you really not have any idea how dumb kickboxing looks?”
“It looks…dumb?”
“Of course! It’s just a bunch of guys beating the daylights out of each other! I mean a punch or kick or two is cool, but when your entire style is that and only that it gets old.”
“Wow, I never thought of it that way!”
“Neither did I! Let’s just stick with our current styles, Luke.”
“I’m with you, Asbel!”
“Does kickboxing really look that stupid…?”
“The only possible way of making it look more stupid is with Karol being the one attempting to use it.”
“Wow…harsh…”
(Mod Note: Requested by mrvesperia101. Thanks for bearing with me guys, life is hectic, I’m sure you can understand. Expect really slow updates for a while.)
“Alright, Emil. I’m sorry. Did you hear that? I’m sorry! I said it loud and clear! Now please stop wreaking everything in the kitchen!”
“Ha! You can’t stop me; this is for everything you’ve done to me!”
“Uhm…what…?” (I never thought that Emil could be so vengeful. Have I really gotten on his nerves in the past? I must have if he’s acting this way…but what could I possibly have done to him?)
“Emil stop this nonsense at once!”
“Well if it isn’t Miss “Everything-has-to-go-my-way” Lualdi, or Marta for short.”
“That sounds nothing like Emil…Ratatosk, let him go!”
(Stop it, Ratatosk, you’ll only make her angry…)
(And why should I stop?)
(She might get on my nerves sometimes, but it’s really not that bad.)
“Is he…okay…?”
“Whatever, I’m going to take him down and knock some sense into him! Come on, Marta! Ground Breaker!”
(We’re doomed.)
“Prism Sword!”
“And he’s still standing. Might as well give him some more then.”
“Farah wait…”
“Swallow dance! Sonic Fist! Beast!”
“Ow, ow, ow! That’s enough! I’m already back to normal!”
“Not so fast; you’re not getting away with everything you’ve done!”
“Le—Leon?!”
“Begone! Eternal Suffering!”
“Urk…why is the world so cruel…?”
“Leon! He passed out because of you!”
“As he should have; maybe he’ll stay out cold for a while so he can let the house stay calm for a bit.”
“*Sigh* Oh whatever, I’ll take him to the Infirmary…Annie or Mint would be able to heal him. Farah, would you help me?”
“Of course. You’d better hope he’s not in a coma or something, Leon, or Marta will send Will to arrest you for assault.”
“Hmph. See if I care.”
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“……..”
“What are you doing, Tear?”
“What? Uhm…nothing…”
“Oh I see, you’re writing in your diary!”
“I am not!”
“Tear, having a diary is nothing to be ashamed of.”
“But…it’s not a diary…”
“Then what is it?”
“It’s an…uhm…log that I need to report to the Order of Lorelei…”
“Then I’m sure you won’t mind if I take a look at it.”
“Yes, I mind. It’s information that only the Order can see!”
“She definitely has a diary.”
“Of course.”
(Mod Note: Requested by mrvesperia101. Sorry for the long wait; I’ve been really busy lately.)
“Pascal, Asbel, Sophie, dinner’s ready.”
“Finally! ‘Bout time, too!”
“Where’s Asbel?”
“He went to use the toilet.”
“So what’s for dinner?”
“I’ve made your favorites. Crablettes for Sophie and fried banana rice for you, Pascal.”
“But Cheria…I told you that I hated crablettes.”
“What?”
“Did I not tell you about how much I hate bananas? Anything but them—they’re awful!”
“Alright, are you pulling my leg or something? Those have always been your favorite dishes.”
“I’ve never eaten a crablette and enjoyed it at all.”
“Have you hit your head on a rock or something? Or maybe you’re just dreaming, Cheria.”
“What’s with all the noise??”
“Oh, Asbel. They’re refusing to eat their dinners. I really don’t know why. Anyway I made dinner for you.”
“Man, I’m starving!”
“Ta-dah! Curry rice, mildly spiced, just the way you li—”
“Don’t you know how much I hate curry?!”
“Look, she made Asbel the food he hates the most, too.”
“But…”
“I’d rather eat Raine’s experimental cooking than this garbage!”
“What’s going on here? Who are you and what have you done with the real Asbel, Sophie, and Pascal?!”
(Mod Note: Requested by Chroma Luke. Sorry for the long update once again.
And as a response to your question of wanting to bring cameos from other games, I would like to keep this a purely Tales of Blog with mere references at most. No cameos. So in response to the anonymous who would like for me to make a Kingdom Hearts cameo, the answer to that is no. I do not have enough knowledge about the series and am not introducing cameo characters.
And also, I have literally zero time to animate the Kanono pictures.)
“So close. Okay, one more time.”
“Star Burst Stream!”
“Lloyd? What are you doing?”
“Argh!”
“Oh no, were you in the middle of training? I’m so sorry.”
“So close to perfecting it, too. Well, I guess that’s it for the day!”
“So what arte is that? It looks really cool. But it’s even cooler when done by you.”
“Cool isn’t it? It’s actually a new arte I’ve been working on mastering on my own. Who knows; it might turn out to be my mystic arte someday!”
“Where did you earn such an arte?”
“Ever heard of this kind of new anime called “Sword Art Online?” Well I learned it from there.”
“Sword Art Online? What kind of show is that? It sounds more like a game.”
“Yeah, I know right? I thought it was a game at first, too, but it turned out to be a show! Greatest show I’ve ever watched!”
“So what’s it about?”
“Well…it’s about this boy and a thousand online gamers who all got trapped in this online game. The boy meets this girl and then…”
LATER:
“And so far, that’s about it.”
“Wow, that sounds so interesting!”
“Colette there’s still so much about the anime that you don’t know about! It’s got it all, action, sci-fi, comedy, and romance all bound together into one thing! Sword Art Online is the best!”
“Did you say Sword Art Online?!”
“You guys watch it,too?”
“Who wouldn’t? It’s the best show ever!”
“The sword play is a bit like ours…”
“Except with a bit more variety.”
“I started watching it because of Asuna. Man, what a beauty!”
“She’s great, isn’t she, Asbel?”
“Lloyd, you don’t mean…”
“Yeah, forget Sheena, if she was real I would marry her in a minute!”
“Even Zelos watches it?”
“I watched it because of…um…Kirito…”
“I watched for Kirito, too. He’s cool, handsome, funny and everything. I can’t stop thinking about his character.”
“Seriously?”
“Looks like we have a lot in common.”
“We should start a Sword Art Online fan club!”
“Great idea, Karol!”
“Sword Art Online, huh? I should give it a try and see if it’s as fun as they say it is!”
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“Emil? Emiiiiiil? Where are you? *Sigh* Why did I say that, he’s probably upset now. I’ve just got to find him and apologize. Yeah, that’ll work…”
“What’s wrong, Marta? You look down.”
“Good timing, Guy. Have you seen Emil?”
“Emil, huh? I don’t think so…why, did something happen between you two?”
“It was just a little quarrel! I asked why he didn’t go to town with me yesterday like he promised. I guess I got a little angry with him and didn’t know he had detention to attend.”
“Marta you should really stop clinging to him…”
“But out of the blue he wished me dead! That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think?”
“Hmm it is…yeah I’m not sure what I would do if I were you.”
“I hate to interrupt but I have some news. Not too long ago Emil randomly attacked Anise and Arche. Their injuries aren’t too severe and they’re currently in the infirmary with Annie.”
“He did WHAT?!”
“Marta! Care to explain why Emil is running amok attacking everyone?”
“He got you, too, Leon?”
“It must be Ratatosk again.”
“I don’t care what it is, he needs to be under control or I will personally knock him out!”
“There was just a bunch of banging in the kitchen. I’ll get to the bottom of this.”
(Mod Note: Requested by ChromaLuke; this skit was a continuation of Skit No. 384. Two Sides of the Same Coin. It will be continued in another request. And I apologize for the long wait; I’ve been very busy. Thank you for sticking with me!)
“I’m so dead; why did I eat Rita’s portion of that super-deluxe pizza? How can I make it up to her?”
“What happened, Karol? You look really pale.”
“This is bad, Genis, I accidentally ate Rita’s portion of that super-deluxe pizza. She’s going to kill me if she doesn’t get to eat it or anything equivalent to that.”
“Well I’m not too good at this stuff so…”
“Oh come on, I need help!”
“No need to fear, my friends! In times of trouble, turn to me, the Mask of Barona!”
“Whoa, who are you?!”
“I am the Mask of Barona, of course. And I’ve heard that you’ve angered a girl to the point that she is likely to kill you?”
“Yeah, that’s exactly right! So help me!”
“Do not worry, I have a solution.”
“Isn’t that just Richard with a wrap around his head or something?”
“Richard doesn’t talk like this; besides, this guy is way cooler!”
(I can’t believe Karol fell for that so easily. I kind of feel bad and then again I don’t.)
“So what should I do, Mask of Barona?”
“You need to get her what she wanted in the first place or something else that she wants.”
“Like what? I have no idea of what to get her!”
“Well tell me about what she likes then.”
“She likes scientific stuff but there’s no way I can buy any of those things. But then again she really wanted this chemical mixer, the Chemix CMX3000, to mix chemicals faster. But it’s really expensive.”
“Then the Chemix CMX3000 it is!”
“WHAT?!”
“Take this money; it’s not a problem. Don’t see any need to pay me back.”
“But that’s like 1,000,000 gald! Just how rich are you!?”
“Okay with that money I’ll be able to buy that for her; I’ll be on my way now!”
“Wait, Karol! He’s gone. He was really dumb to fall for that disguise, King Richard.”
“Yes I kno—I mean I have no idea what you’re talking about! It’s about time for me to take my leave; I bid you farewell!”
“And he’s gone too just like that. Was Karol always this gullible?”
“I just saw Richard running away from here in a hurry. Did I miss anything?”
“Even you get it, Luke.”
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“Yo, Richard!”
“What is it, Pascal?”
“Think you’ll be able to tell me a little secret?”
“What kind of secret are we talking about?”
“It’s seriously an important one so you have to promise me that you’ll tell me!”
“I cannot do that, Pascal, but if you tell me what it is I might be able to share this ‘secret’ of mine with you.”
“Y’okay! I need you to share your Royal Crablette recipe with me!”
“I’ve told you about a million times; there is no such thing as a Royal Crablette.”
“What?! There’s not?!”
“Not to my knowing, at least.”
“Looks like I’ll have to make something else for Sophie then…”
“That was far too close…no one can learn the recipe of the Royal Crablette.”
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“It’s always so great when we kick the guys out of the house!”
“Yeah! We get to camp out in the living room without having to worry about any of them popping in.”
“It’s like one big slumber party!”
“It is like that, isn’t it?”
“We haven’t had one of these in ages!”
“And who knows when we’ll have one again.”
“Let’s watch a movie then!”
MEANWHILE:
“It’s kinda cold out here…”
“Cold? Freezing more like it.”
“When do you think they’ll let us back in?”
“We might as well set up camp; last time this happened we weren’t inside again until noon the next day.”
“They’ve got some nerve doing this to us.”
“I wouldn’t let them hear you say that, Yuri. Last time I said something like that I was in the bed ridden for a week…”
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“Oh man, what should I do? I never meant to say such things to Marta. And now she’s angry with me.”
“This is all your fault, Ratatosk! Why did you have to butt in when we were just having a little argument?”
“Because you always lose your arguments with her and then have to do whatever she says for a day which is embarrassing for you and for me as well.”
“I know…but still. I never meant to hurt her feelings THAT bad. I mean it’s over; I couldn’t go to the town last night because I have to take extra classes. She knows that.”
“And you expect someone ignorant about school to understand? What a sad little boy you are.”
“Ratatosk, I’m stressed out right now! Don’t bother me. I just need time to think about what to for Marta to make it up to her.”
“Target spotted. Ready Anise?”
“I’m always ready for stuff like this!”
“He’s getting closer. Wait for it…….now!”
“Boo!”
“Converging Fury!”
“Ouch, what was that for?”
“Demon’s Rage! Devil’s Hellfire!”
“AHHH!”
“Oh no! Arche…Anise! Ratatosk, why do you take control of me without me knowing!?”
“I’ll admit that that was my bad. Now let’s get the hell out of here.”
“I’m sorry, Arche and Anise…but I really should get out of here.”
“That was…unexpected…”
“Yeah…that escalated quickly…”
“What did we…do…to deserve…this…?”
“Arche stop being so dramatic. We’re fine. If we get Cheria or another healer to see us we’ll be back to normal in a second.”
“Go on…without me…live, Anise. You must live!”
“I’ll go and get a healer…*sigh*…Oh Arche. If I can get up then you should be able to, too. So melodramatic.”
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