“So close. Okay, one more time.”
“Star Burst Stream!”
“Lloyd? What are you doing?”
“Argh!”
“Oh no, were you in the middle of training? I’m so sorry.”
“So close to perfecting it, too. Well, I guess that’s it for the day!”
“So what arte is that? It looks really cool. But it’s even cooler when done by you.”
“Cool isn’t it? It’s actually a new arte I’ve been working on mastering on my own. Who knows; it might turn out to be my mystic arte someday!”
“Where did you earn such an arte?”
“Ever heard of this kind of new anime called “Sword Art Online?” Well I learned it from there.”
“Sword Art Online? What kind of show is that? It sounds more like a game.”
“Yeah, I know right? I thought it was a game at first, too, but it turned out to be a show! Greatest show I’ve ever watched!”
“So what’s it about?”
“Well…it’s about this boy and a thousand online gamers who all got trapped in this online game. The boy meets this girl and then…”
LATER:
“And so far, that’s about it.”
“Wow, that sounds so interesting!”
“Colette there’s still so much about the anime that you don’t know about! It’s got it all, action, sci-fi, comedy, and romance all bound together into one thing! Sword Art Online is the best!”
“Did you say Sword Art Online?!”
“You guys watch it,too?”
“Who wouldn’t? It’s the best show ever!”
“The sword play is a bit like ours…”
“Except with a bit more variety.”
“I started watching it because of Asuna. Man, what a beauty!”
“She’s great, isn’t she, Asbel?”
“Lloyd, you don’t mean…”
“Yeah, forget Sheena, if she was real I would marry her in a minute!”
“Even Zelos watches it?”
“I watched it because of…um…Kirito…”
“I watched for Kirito, too. He’s cool, handsome, funny and everything. I can’t stop thinking about his character.”
“Seriously?”
“Looks like we have a lot in common.”
“We should start a Sword Art Online fan club!”
“Great idea, Karol!”
“Sword Art Online, huh? I should give it a try and see if it’s as fun as they say it is!”
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“It’s always so great when we kick the guys out of the house!”
“Yeah! We get to camp out in the living room without having to worry about any of them popping in.”
“It’s like one big slumber party!”
“It is like that, isn’t it?”
“We haven’t had one of these in ages!”
“And who knows when we’ll have one again.”
“Let’s watch a movie then!”
MEANWHILE:
“It’s kinda cold out here…”
“Cold? Freezing more like it.”
“When do you think they’ll let us back in?”
“We might as well set up camp; last time this happened we weren’t inside again until noon the next day.”
“They’ve got some nerve doing this to us.”
“I wouldn’t let them hear you say that, Yuri. Last time I said something like that I was in the bed ridden for a week…”
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“You know the plan, guys, go go go!”
“Rodger!”
“Do I really have to follow Reid this whole time?”
“Don’t worry; the plan is perfect. We’re going to win!”
“Don’t let anyone near the bomb, alright guys?”
“Well I’ve already memorized this map so I know the best spots for sniping.”
“It’s my first time playing so I’ll do my best!”
“There’s bomb C…wait…I’m the last one on my team!”
“Looks like I’m the only one left on mine, too.”
“Show him who’s boss, Tytree!”
“You can’t die on us now, Senel!”
“15 seconds until explosion. It’s over, Senel, face it!”
“Hah! You fell right into my trap, Tytree! Prepare to be blown u—”
“NO!
“Who turned the power off??”
“So this is what you have been up to, skipping class to play some stupid game!!”
“Oh no, it’s Raine! Run!”
“Not so fast, Reid! And you, Emil, I never thought I would see the day where you skipped class to spend the day playing a game with them.”
“Actually Lloyd bribed me to skip with some—”
“I never liked going to your classes; studying is boring. So why not skip?”
“I didn’t mean to—”
“Alright, that’s it! You will all be put on clean up duty for two weeks for this!”
“Emil!”
“I really need to learn how to control Ratatosk better…”
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“I bet when we’re all out he watches Disney Movies.”
“Is that so? I pegged him as more of the Pixar type.”
“Well whatever movies he does watch, I bet he sings along with them.”
“Oh you know he totally does!”
“Man I wish we would be able to witness Asch in the middle of singing along to a Disney song.”
“You’ll never see it happen because it doesn’t happen!”
“Oh come now, Asch, there’s no need to deny it. We all know it’s true.”
“Whatever, Jade. All of you dreck just need to shut up.”
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“Hey, JJ!”
“What is it, Norma?”
“You are getting sleepy. You are getting veeeeeeeeeery sleepy.”
“I don’t even want to try and understand what you’re attempting to do.”
“Oh come on, JJ. I got this cool watch and I wanted to try and hypnotize someone.”
“I wanna help! Try and hypnotize me, Norma!”
“Okay! Watch the watch go back and forth. Now close your eyes. You’re veeeeeeeeery sleeeeeeeepy. Now when I snap my fingers, you’re going to wake up and…uhm…tackle JJ!”
“So did it work?”
“Nope, sorry, Norma.”
“Darn, that means I just wasted 20,000 gald on this watch for nothing.”
“Norma, you’ve got to stop spending money so recklessly. For someone who loves money so much you’re impulsive when it comes to shopping. Besides, hypnotizing is idiotic and is fake!”
“Okay you’re right. Sorry JJ…”
“Just try to save as much gald as you possibly can for our own good, alright? And—”
“Pascal, what was that for?”
“I dunno, sorry bout that! I just had this sudden impulse to tackle you!”
“It was a success after all!”
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“You know, Tear, it’s alright to admit it.”
“I…I don’t know, Chloe.”
“You’re a girl after all; it’s nothing abnormal, really.”
“But it’s not proper for a soldier like myself!”
“Liking cute things isn’t a crime.”
“I suppose that it isn’t…but I would still rather not admit it everyone here.”
“And that’s fine.”
“Hm! I wonder what everyone will think when they find out about Tear having a soft spot for cute things.”
“Colonel eavesdropping is just immoral and low! Even for you!”
“Ah, I’m hurt, Tear! That was a blow to my old aching heart!”
“How sincere.”
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“When Lloyd was younger while we were on the run we stopped at a store to stock up on supplies and he actually stole a bar of chocolate from the store.”
“And he made a big fuss over returning it. He actually ate it in one bite and then had a unsettled stomach afterwards so we had to pay for it with the little money we had on us.”
“Seriously, dad, stop it. That’s like the fourth embarrassing story of me that you told already today.”
“I can’t help but reminisce on the past sometimes.”
“Well when you put it that way…”
“Keep on going, Kratty, I could build a house with the material that you’ve got.”
“And it’s always good to have some blackmail on people, right Lloyd~?”
“I’m not Asch!”
“Whoa, Regal’s holding a pair of handcuffs!”
“Hm…yeah he is. I wonder why?”
“Well we’ll never know unless we ask!”
“I bet he’s going out to arrest a huge criminal!”
“Tytree don’t get too excited over this.”
“Hey, Regal! What’s with the handcuffs? Going out to bring justice to a criminal?”
“Not exactly…you could say that this is my personal pair of handcuffs.”
“Personal pair? Why would someone like you need to own a pair of handcuffs?”
“While I was paying time for my sin my wrists were bound by these shackles. As you can see, they’re broken now. I used to fight with my wrists bound together.”
(I had heard about his story…but still…)
“That’s so awesome! You should teach me how to fight with handcuffs on, Regal!”
“Tytree you can’t be that insensitive!”
“What did I do?!”
“…”
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“Hey, Jay, you’re sort of a ninja, right?”
“You could say that. The fighting style I was taught originally was definitely a ninja’s style.”
“And unfortunately it goes hand in hand with assassination.”
“I know how you feel, I’ve been told to assassinate certain people. Even Colette at one point.”
“I’ve become more of a summoner over my travels with everyone but I’m still a ninja at heart.”
“It certainly is a style that you can never forget.”
“Talking to other ninjas is really interesting. Even though we come from different places we’re still very similar.”
“You’ve got that right, Suzu!”
“Pirates are still much better!”
“They are not!”
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“That’s just low robbery!”
“If you’d tell us what’s in the book we could offer you more.”
“Yeah, Pink, at least tell us who the book belongs to.”
“Fine! It’s Asch’s.”
“If it’s Asch’s then there should be some really good stuff in there! We make a profit off of it through blackmail!”
“So how’d you get his hands on this little man diary of his?”
“I found it under his mattress.”
“You say it like it’s no big deal, just going into other people’s rooms and looking through their stuff.”
“Hey we’re basically twins after all! I have a right to go into his room and look through his stuff!”
“I bet there’s great material in there. I say we go for it.”
“At least she didn’t go to Jade first. Alright I’ll raise the offer to 10,000 gald. Is that alright with you, Arche?”
“Sold! It’s in good hands. Make sure you read ever page twice. There’s some really good stuff in there.”
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